im still laughing at this
You sick bastard.
sometimes it feels like in the venn diagram of “people i am attracted to” vs “people who are attracted to me” the circles don’t touch
You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
I just stormed an enemy base with a small army supported by a giant bird-headed monster while meteors rained down from the heavens and undead soldiers clawed their way out of the ground to join the ranks of my host.