perpetualartistsblock:

jellypi:

So very true.

Implications that evolution is linear suck.

Implications that kiwis (because that is what the smallest bird is) are sucky birds suck.
Kiwis will kick your arse. Cats don’t bother them because kiwis kick the shit out of them.
DON’T FUCK WITH THE KIWI.

perpetualartistsblock:

jellypi:

So very true.

Implications that evolution is linear suck.

Implications that kiwis (because that is what the smallest bird is) are sucky birds suck.

Kiwis will kick your arse. Cats don’t bother them because kiwis kick the shit out of them.

DON’T FUCK WITH THE KIWI.

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    Implications that kiwis (because that is what the smallest bird is) are sucky birds suck. Kiwis will kick your arse....
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    An Archaeopteryx is bigger and more badass than a phorusrhacid now? What?
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    inaccurate, but funny.
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    Implications that evolution is linear suck.
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