Me, prior to playing Ecco the Dolphin:
Oh, hey, this game looks interesting. And it's on Steam too, for cheap.
Me, first level of Ecco the Dolphin:
Yay, I'm a dolphin. Splish splash. Jumping out of the water is fuuun.
Me, Undercaves level:
FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCKBALLS DAMMIT FUCK PUFFERFISH FUCKING SPIKES FUUUUUUUUUUUU-